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What’s better than one crazy, fun-filled Christmas party with singing, a room full of relatives you hardly remember, and gifts from Santa himself? TWO overwhelming shows in TWO separate cities!That’s like double the family fun and trauma. So, you know, Aunt Ophelia said the excuse that you can’t make it doesn’t work this year. Believe me, I tried.What’re you waiting for? Get your tickets now and get ready to meet your new family!

A human-reindeer hybrid abomination with Andrew Volpe’s face on it stands over red text that reads “a Volpe family Christmas”. A border of questionable birds and holly surrounds this monster.

Not sure if you can make it? Maybe you’ll get a family Christmas card or Santa will respond to your wishlist.